Pack up your money, put up your tent in the wind

( Why must you always try to make me over?/Take me as I am or let me go/White lilies never grow on stalks of clover/Take me as I am or let me go. )

I have a new mission in life: Find this dog.

So in case anyone is looking, I'm putting out the call for one super cool, kick ass roomie. They must like wine, animals and witty banter. Also, sarcasm. Preferably you could take the brunt of the rent as I've been carrying that burden awhile and I want a vacation. I will accept a trip to Aruba in exchange for rent rates staying the same, however. Bermuda is also acceptable.

I only ask because I had a roommate but I'm pretty sure she's gone now. My theories are she's either been hijacked into joining the French Foreign Legion (in which case, should she ever read this she'd better send a post card on one of those hats), or her dumbass coworkers are are holding her hostage and forgot the important Ransom Note step. I figure it's 50-50.

Next they'll be making all the muggleborns register as well.

I GET IT NOW!!! That's why ABC Family played Jurassic Park the other night!! It's not the Rapture that's tomorrow it's RAPTORS coming tomorrow. They were trying to warn us! Tell us how to avoid a painful death by raptor lunch! Or dinner. What ever time it's supposed to start. For instance, if I hadn't already been obsessed with Jurassic Park, I would have learned to go out tonight and replace my door handles with knobs so I could relax in my raptor proof apartment tomorrow evening. Dude that predicted this...we just misunderstood him! He didn't speak clearly enough, obviously, and then it got all run out of control.

Less than twenty four hours and I'll be kicking off my weekend pirate style. Because it's POTC 4 and how often do I get an excuse to go out in public dressed like a PIRATE?! Not NEARLY enough, is the answer.

I'm ready for summer. Not that I like heat or anything, I most certainly do not, but because the summer holidays are generally NOT flower ones. I mean there are birthdays and anniversaries and all that still, of course. I'm fine with that, I want slow days again, not to be unemployed. But really, what from Valentine's Day you go to Easter to Mother's Day right into Prom and Graduation season...it's a busy few months! See, summer is a nice break because Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Labour Day, hell, even Halloween. Your main flower holidays don't roll back around til Thanksgiving rolls up. And until then I'll get to work back just a liiiittle bit of sanity. I mean..I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH. I have to jealously horde it.

[Private to Sadie]
How was Brunch? Don't tell me you had waffles? All I could think about all morning was waffles THANKS TO YOU.

Dude. My little brother graduates in less than a month. That. Is. RIDICULOUS! I feel old. Sort of. Older anyway. I mean I have no problem contemplating him as getting older. It's just the him not being in high school...going off to COLLEGE. He should be a perpetual senior or something. I think that would make more sense in my world. The one in my head. Not the real one because in the real one? I think I'm the most likely of my siblings to be a perpetual senior.

Anyway. I want pizza.

I love my bed. I miss my bed. SADIE! Give me a ride home? It looks like rain. I hate rain as much as I miss my bed right now.